Yeah, I know, my Blog's title is pretty lame huh? But after ALL the dramas it took to get here, I like it! And it amused me... AND it appealed to my screwed-up OCD sense of order.
I'm a single SAHM with a 14-going-on-40 daughter named Tomika.
I have two cats who are as much a part of the family as my child, a girl named Boofie, and a boy named Milkshake. (And, now I sound like a crazy cat lady. Great!)
I used to have an old 1985 Mazda 323 that made a god-awful sound that I *think* was the muffler about to go on a separate vacation from me and the rest of the car. So I bought a new car. And it happened again. Go figure.
I just bought my first house at the tender young age of 37(!). When I signed the contracts I went home and vomited. Yeah I know, TMI right? But I figured if you've made it this far, you obviously want to know all the little tit-bits of my life. This is me.
Oh... And I have Bi-Polar. Hence the Befuddlement.
Despite being the best writer in my class pretty much through my entire schooling career, I have somehow resisted going back to it after having become a mum, and going into the 'REAL WORLD'. I guess I always wondered if I still had it, but was a bit frightened to find out unless I failed.
I finally figured out that if I fail, I might as well do it as spectacularly as possible.
This blog started out in an attempt to keep up the appearance of being "normal", but it turned into so much more.
Ok. So remember the pain scale* I talked about in my last post? The one where I said I was currently sitting on a (6)?
Scrap that. I had to venture out into the REAL world today. I had to actually DRIVE my old dilapidated manual 1985 Mazda, which is an adventure at the best of times...
Oh my gosh! The pain scale! I LOVE this version of it! I was recently in the hospital having surgery to remove a mass from my liver, and I remember being asked constantly "what number are you at?" If they had THIS version of the pain scale, I could have told them!!!
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Ahhh I love Allie's little pain scale it's absolutely hilarious :) Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDelete:( SO sorry. You are supposed to be better now. Hope it happens soon.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! The pain scale! I LOVE this version of it! I was recently in the hospital having surgery to remove a mass from my liver, and I remember being asked constantly "what number are you at?" If they had THIS version of the pain scale, I could have told them!!!
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I hope you are feeling better soon...