Well it's weigh in time and I lost weight!
Excuse me for a sec while I happy dance... (Go me. Go me. Go go, go me!)
Okay I'm back.
I have lost, a grand total of... Drumroll please...
800 grams. (Or 1.8 pounds.)
800 grams. Huh. All the killing myself exercising, all the starving myself stupid, and I lost 800-bloody-grams.
Eh... A loss, is a loss, is a loss. I guess. At least I didn't gain weight.
Now THAT would have been annoying.