Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post... Part 2.

 
To my regular readers. I'm TRULY sorry for what you are about to read...

 
These little gems were on my Anonymous has left a new comment on your post..., umm... post.


I think you're missing the point.
That's not what I meant by it.
(Referring to this comment I assume...)
I meant: you seem to write it in such a way - and often! - that all you want is sympathy ('poor me') from posting posts such as the one you did yesterday.
Do you not get enough sympathy from home (so that you need to get it from your blog)?
Oh wait, didn't you mention that your cousin tells you to "suck it up princess"?
Sounds like good advice.
Posted by Anonymous to Brea's Befuddled Brain at March 23, 2010 11:49 AM

AND

It's interesting that you didn't approve my last comment - something hit home, eh?
And I know there are a lot of comments you don't approve...
You need to take the good with the bad - perhaps address the issues? 

Posted by Anonymous to Brea's Befuddled Brain at March 23, 2010 2:41 PM



Dear 'Anon',

Whilst I sit here greatly enjoying your diligent throwing of stones from your glass palace, I feel that we have come to the intimate point in our relationship where I am comfortable telling you a few secrets...

First: I approve EVERY comment. I am not afraid of them. They are just words on a page. Sticks and stones, and all that. I moderate my comments simply because I choose to READ them before they are published. NOT censure them. If you have sicc'ed your cronies on me I feel obliged to let you know, they are very naughty and not doing their job. (The only UN-APPROVED comment I have is from a lovely lady that comments regularly, and the software seems to have stuck... BUT I digress!) If I have not approved your comment in a timely manner, my apologies. Unlike you, I am not living my life hanging on your every word. You are quite welcome to give me a call to talk about... Oh wait.

Second: I know where you live. Seriously.

MMWWAAHHHAHAHAA!!!

Being as self-absorbed as I totally am, I stalk myself.

Ever heard of StatCounter.com? Here, just in case it's not self-explanatory enough and you can't find it, I gave you the link.

It's a very clever little gadget, I recommend you look it up.

However, please feel free to continue. I am considering starting a new page here and calling it, 'Dumb Things Spineless Anonymous Commenter's Say'. Or how about simply, 'Stupid People'?

You, of course, shall have the starring role. (If I can spare the time from writing about me that is.)

That might assuage your feeling that this blog is NARCISSISTIC.

Which it ABSOLUTELY is.

Love Always,
Brea x x x


That is all.

6 comments:

  1. Well, Brea, I absolutely love hearing about you. You are so interesting, funny, open and honest. I don't think you are looking for sympathy. You tell it like it is even if it makes you look less than perfect, which we all know that you are.
    Forget anonymous. She/he is not worth it except for laughs.
    We love you. Keep at it.

    The above comment was entirely unsolicited. I have nothing to gain [unless I ever get to Australia (fly for 20 or 30 hrs-I don't think so) then maybe Brea and I can, well, you know.] I think she did say that she takes pity on old men, if they beg in the correct manner.

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  2. Oh GregoryJ, you are SOO bad... (In a totally awesome way!!!)

    You should definitely come visit. We can have... coffee. *wink*

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  3. Touche` and well said, clever girl!

    Way to turn the tables.

    Anonymous zero, Brea 2.

    Peace and serenity,
    ~Jo
    Brea's Cheer Captain!!!!

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  4. Coffee? *wink* ? uh, ahem, mmmm, okay. yeah that would be nice.

    Has it just gotten hotter in here? or is it me?

    whew, I never thought she would.....actually....hmmmm
    gee whiz.

    Maybe a daylong plane ride isn't that bad...

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  5. BWHAHAHAHAHA! Love it! Love it! Love it!

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  6. Dear Anonymous. Enough already! Stop harassing this lovely woman. The rest of us LIKE to read her and DO NOT find her looking for sympathy, but EMPATHY, just like the rest of us. So seriously... enough already.

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But please, play nice okay?